It clearly states on most of my Internet social profiles. I AM A BITCH. So what seems to be the problem? OHHH, can't read cause that is the only reason I see why you don't get it.
Look being a Bitch is something I OWN. All girls are bitches, it's the ones that take it too far and become CUNTS, the most hated creatures created by the human race. But that's a different conversation. I'm here to tell everyone again, to make it clear. I'M A BITCH! Just in case you missed it.
So, I'm sick of all these fucking pussies around here that can't take this Bitch's tone, than RUN to my husband like a child and complain about me! HOW OLD ARE WE? really MOTHERFUCKERS? GROW UP! If you don't like it, TELL ME. Than let the flood gates OPEN.
Now, I own my inner bitch but it does get me in trouble. I'm not gonna lie! (goes back to the snitches) It gets me in trouble cause not only am I a BITCH, I have no couth. When these two powers combine, people get butt hurt booo fucking hoooo!
But I'm not always "allowed" to voice my true feelings about shit I've observed and witnessed. I guess inside it goes back to my "know your place as a woman" and this woman just smiles and thinks evil horrible thoughts. But I'm full of fucking examples, all these examples are just that EXAMPLES! :-)
For instance, when you call MY CELL, MY father pays for, I think I can have whatever fucking TONE I want to have. Especially if you can't get the clue to leave a fucking message when i IGNORED you the first time cause I screen all my calls. ALL OF THEM, ALL THE TIME. Now you know.
Or when a certain PUTA leaves shitty voice messages, why can't I FIRMLY remind her it is my phone she is calling. PINCHE PUTA DIE!
How about the fact I have to play nice to a girl I met laying on her back. Yeah, okay. Ink sluts piss me off, and if she ever makes a pass at my husband and I find out about it. I will rip her face off and feed it to her. I don't think a counter girl is a bad idea, but I thought you said a HOT FINE ASS BITCH, not an ugly lot lizard's daughter. I thought you said "BOOBIES sell tattoos, piercings and jewelry" Well, those -A cups aren't gonna sell shit! Just calling like I see it and there ain't much to see! And why would you stick your dick in that? This is not a smart business move. PERIOD!
I'm not allowed to say anything.....oopps i just did! ta ha ha
So, if I have nothing nice to say, I don't say anything at all. But don't confuse this for fear or jealousy. I'm all over showing my MEAN BITCH side at any given time TO YOUR FUCKING FACE! So there were some examples. If I opened my non-couth mouth and let out the bitchiness, I could get in a bit of shit. I would literally make life harder for my husband and he don't need that.
I own my bitch. all of them:
Mean BITCH
Bad ass BITCH
Cool Bitch
Silly Bitch
FUCKING BITCH
list is endless!
Ladies, this world is unfortunately has and always will be run by men. Men are assholes cut throat fuckers. They do things to get where and what they want in life. You know what, being a BITCH puts us in the same level as assholes, to be honest. To play on the same field as them you must be on TEAM BITCH. If your not a bitch sometimes than others will just run your ass over. Powerful women got to were they are cause they know how to be a Bitch, a well reserved Bitch but non the less a BITCH.
This is why my closet friends are my friends. WE ARE BITCHES. We aren't afraid to open our mouths when we feel hurt, threatened, or just plain angry. We might pre judge, sometimes. But our womanly bitch intuition senses and weeds out the weak girls, a worthy adversary, or even a CUNT. Who will never be worthy of our friendship, but at least a good shit talking bitch session.
I'm tired of being on MUTE, but I understand, somethings are better left UNSAID. Unsaid to certain individuals but you can always call upon your fellow bitch friends and vent to them. For one day, you'll be listening and laughing at their bitchy comments and that's OKAY with me. It's not only okay, I welcome it.
One of my favorite quotes from Stephen King.
"Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to" - Vera Donovan, in Dolores Claiborne.
Written by a man, YES. But he must have been raised by a woman, who knew who she was, a BITCH. Thank you Stephen King, I applaud you.
