Sunday, July 15, 2012

Strong Bitch Association

I want to create a group where women can not only get away the everyday grind but be able to be in a social setting where they can just be themselves.  


We aren't a group of women gathering that sell stuff, that's your other meeting on Tuesday nights.  ha ha


We will be a group of women that will get together to discuss our weekly trials and tribulations and how we have managed to keep our heads held high, keeping our family going and staying the STRONG woman that we know we are.  


Will we cry?   Sure out of saddness sometimes or maybe out of rage and anger.  Sometimes the strongest tree in the forest has to shed a few leaves and limps to continue to grow.  


If you don't like the term, BITCH, then this group is not for you.   It will be hard at first to see if this group of women will be able to have such a group.   Sometimes, it's a conflicting personalities others is  if you have to many ALPHA BITCHES in the same room, we are all trying to show dominance.   In the long run I believe if we just remember that the group is there as a support to each not to bring each other down.   We are a network of women that are helping one another get through the journey called LIFE.   Sometimes we have family and spouses but it helps to know that others maybe be experiencing or have experienced the same thing and learn from each other.  


I can only think of one rule, as of right now that will VOID and TERMINATE your membership.  


IF YOU HAVE AN AFFAIR/SLEEP/FUCK/HAVE A FLING (whatever you want to call it) with another members SPOUSE.  Your membership will be TERMINATED.  
For how long, is still up for debate.   Can you be forgiven after a year? 6 months?  NEVER?  This is a membership of women, ranging from the age of 25 - 101.  This isn't a High School group and we are way past the rules of the playground,.   The act of Adultery will not only have the effects of one broken heart, it will affect many hearts, yours, theirs, if their are children in the equation, they will be affected by your adultery.   Being forgiven for your selfish act will be the last thing the victim will have on her mind. **


I want the group to be one of just social interactions.   We will we have drinks, food and have to wear nice clothes to the meeting?   This isn't the fucking PTA meeting.   It's just a group of gals getting together to do what girls do.   


Anyways.....


The long story short.   


Welcome to the Strong Bitch Association where we gather to keep each other motivated, loved and honor each other's strong attributes.   

Now I know.....

Here it is in black and white.

I am always meeting new people and some of these people are females that are the spouses, fuck buddies, girl friends of some of my husband's LIFE LONG FRIENDs.   Which is fine.   Others are just clients and the significant others.   At first I wanted to make new friends and have always been one to go and be kind to any females.   Talk about female stuff and not so much tattoos, but bitch about laundry and so forth.

WELL...

I have to play nice because I want to make new friends even though some of these WOMEN sound like Peggy Bundy screaming at AL.   Their voices piss me off.   I can't wait to delete some of the girls numbers from my cell as soon as we leave their 100 mile radius.   Bye Bye Puta.

The next time I meet a NEW GIRL and I will have to spend some amount of time with them.  If the following sentence comes from their lips "I DONT HAVE MANY FRIENDS."

Here are the following ways I may take the news:

1.  RUN and scream away from them.
2. Respond, "Okay, What's wrong with you?"
3.  Tell her straight out, "Well that sucks but you can go ahead and keep me on that List."  I don't want to be your friend either.
4.   Say nothing and Jot her name down on "CUNT List"

I am a Bitch, yes.   And some girls are bitches too which is fine but when your on the fence about being one or the other.... I am going to push your ass down to the side of CUNT so I don't have to actually be nice to you anymore and put you in your place.

Until the next time ladies.....

Gypsy K.
The Strongly Opinionated Bitch that LOATHES CUNTS.