Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Bed Hogging

When you finally find that one person to share your life with it comes with its ups and downs. Loving someone for their flaws and them loving you for yours.

Not only are you going to walk your life with someone hand in hand you must learn your pre-school education of sharing is caring. You have to share bathroom counter space, the television remote as well as the big one, THE BED!!

There are good things that come with sharing the bed, like mattress dancing. Now that is always fun. :)

But there are times when it seems like one partner is taking up all the room in bed. He or she is bed hogging, maybe not intentionally but it happens. When a man works all day being the bread winner of the family, sometimes his woman might need to remember the following. He is the one waking up before the sun comes up, commuting through traffic full of other half asleep men, working, driving back and coming home right before the sun goes down. So if he takes a majority of the bed than why even bitch?

Now if the lady is taking up the bed maybe the men in their lives need to remember the following. If there is children in the equation than she is running around after these little people. Loading and unloading and taking them where they need to go. Laundry, dishes and cleaning is an unending chore that is done daily, if you married the right woman that is. Having a different menu for the week so you don't get sick of just having hot dogs or spagetti every week for the rest of your life. That is a task on its own. So if she takes a majority of the bed than why even bitch?

At the end of the day, just remember that both of you are working just as hard to maintain a beautiful family. Everyone is doing their part and as long as someone gets a good night sleep to accomplish another day. And bed hogging will just be one of those little things one day you will miss when its been years of sharing and one of you has parted to the after life.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

The Shadow Demons

There I was standing in a house that I have been in before. Friends and family were around us. And I knew that there was an evil presence in the area. A gentlemen was waiting for his soul to be taken due to his deal he made with the Devil. This gentleman's presence was the reason we were all uneasy. His mood was one of impatience and fear. As I kept going through the house, and watching the other men talk to the damned man. I felt dispair and loss. By the time I walked out side again, I saw the Damned Man talk to the Soul Collector. I heard the Soul Collector tell the Damned Man his soul is safe for now.

I walked back into the house and it the presence of Evil had thickened. I grabbed the child and headed to the room with my sister. She was folding her clothes, going about her daily chores. I told her I did not feel safe in the house and we should pray. She showed no signs of fear but could feel the a presence in the house as well. I told her we should say the Lord's Prayer and the child in my arms spoke, "That prayer will not keep them away." I held the child closer to my chest and began to pray. "Jesus, Our Lord and Savior, protect us from the evil. Do not let anything happen to us" As I continued to try to find the words to ward the evil away the evil was beginning to get stronger and grow in the room. I held the child closer, holding back my tears from fear. The room was glowing red and Shadow Demons appeared. They were approaching my sister. I watched them get closer a began screaming at her to get away and come closer to me but she did not move. She was in a trance. And I could not move to grab her. The Shadow Demons danced around her. Her human form disappeared and she too became a shadow on the wall. They took her way and all I could do is watch in terror as she disappeared into the corner of fire. The last thing I heard from her was her laughter. And the room went back to normal, I set the child down for I could finally move. I was crying for my prayers could not save her.
And then I woke up.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Douchebags

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